Saturday, April 23, 2005

Oral Sex According to the Word of "God"

Attention all you Christians: Oral Sex is important to your faith, especially you virgins! So read
The Good News About Oral Sex.
But please, to spare your soul by committing an unthinkable sin, learn about this: The Necessity of Swallowing - The Sin of Spilling Seed.

Also for those curious there is a link to a wholesome Christian view on anal sex.