Thursday, June 14, 2007

Semen Proven to Increase Life Expectancy

"If you are a woman and wish to increase your life expectancy and overall health plus reduce any signs of ageing you must utilize the magical properties of semen."

This is great news for women everywhere! You now have a virtually endless resource to slow down wrinkles, weight gain and depression. The best part? It's completely free! Sure, it may take a little bit of effort on your part to extract this wondrous youth elixir, but isn't it worth a little bit of effort? I'd be willing to bet that any one of you, if you try just a little bit, can get some of this magic potion today. If you meet a little bit of resistance from your intended provider, I'll give you a tip....BEER.