Sunday, September 30, 2007

Hugs Not Drugs

Oh, whoops! Can't have hugs either. An Oak Park Illinois school has banned hugging. I wonder if they can still wave to each other, or could that be considered a gang sign? I think the best thing we can do is to make sure our children stay locked in a room alone where they can attend class via internet. Hmmm, that could allow for masturbation, so that's probably not a good plan, better have video surveillance, I think the Patriot Act might already have the covered.