Roommate Nightmare Story

I just Stumbled Upon this site. If any of you think you've had a bad roommate, read this and you'll feel fortunate.

The greatest story ever told

Personally, I've been opposed to roommates for some time. I had a roommate once, a friend of mine. We get along now, and never did have any real issues while we were roommates, but it was stressfull for both of us. Maybe I should rethink my first statement, do spouses count as roommates?