Children's DVD's

My mother brought some DVD's for my kids tonight. You've seen the type, $1 for some DVD that has a title that looks like it might be close to some famous sounding cartoon. One of them was Ali Baba and the quest to screw the dead camel, or something like that. I don't remember the exact title, I'm sure it didn't have screw, quest, dead or camel in the title for sure. Anyway, her husband pointed out to her that the Ali Baba DVD would have Arabs in it, and therefore I may not let my kids watch those damn Muslims. I told her not to worry, I was teaching my children to hate Muslims, Jews and christians equally.

EDIT: I accidentally capitalized the word "christian". It is now fixed.