Sunday, August 12, 2007

Love Demonstrated

WWJD? He would drag a lazy 15 year old bitch behind a van, that's what! This girl was totally incompetent in her demonstration for her love of Jesus. She couldn't even keep up with the rest of the runners on a short morning jog. Therefore, the Love Demonstrated camp director was inspired by god to hog-tie her and drag her along. I'll bet this unfaithful little bitch never forgets the Lord again, faith the size of a mustard seed even would've kept her on her feet. This camp is a pleasant 32 day vacation filled with studying, prayer and games. For more information, call (210) 433-2740 or (210) 431-3CBC.

Note: For those not discerning enough to tell, this article was written facetiously in order to mimic the name of the camp.