Something for the WTF?!?! Department

Graham Barker has been collecting his belly button lint for 23 years. He claims title to the Guinness World Record for largest collection of naval fluff. The page asks such intriguing questions as:

Where does navel fluff come from?
How much navel fluff is normal?
Does every navel generate fluff?

He rounds out the web page with a nice stereoscopic view of a small pile of his naval fluff.