Sunday, September 11, 2005

Enema Toilet Seat.

Thanks to my cousin who sends me links to strange and unusual shit frequently, I have found the cure for all of our rectal troubles. The Lotus Smart Toilet Seat is going to ease all of our suffering. When it's time to take a dump, seek out the Lotus, it'll shoot a jet of stream into your ass breaking shit up so your movement is easier. I just wonder if we can load the nozzle with ice cream for the days after eating hot wings.