Finally, some good news for today

Jerry Falwell Dies

Diligently forging a path of intolerance, he warned everyone of the evils of Hustler, gays, pagans, abortionists, feminists, labor union and even Tinky Winky. He let the world know that it was all of these disgusting perverts that were responsible for the Sept 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade center. I find a little bit of peace this day, now that the world is rid of one major asshole.


Upate: Now you can get the shirt

The De-Motivators Pool

The De-Motivators Pool on Flickr has user created demotivators. I have always been a fan of Despaire.com's posters, they seem to have truly provided some inspiration for some folks.....is that an oxymoron?

Four arrests made in fatal hit-and-run accident

Four arrests made in fatal hit-and-run accident:

This douchebag here killed a teenage girl.

"A fourth person, Ashley Renee Turner, also was arrested on a charge of assisting a criminal, a class D felony. Police say Turner provided transportation for Charles Dukes after the accident."

This is the loveable slut that has had paternity tests to see if her babies belong to the man she loves with all of her heart (as her MySpace page says), they've been together a few years now. You do the math.

National Masturbation Month

Alright everyone, it is time to give yourselves a hand. May is National Masturbation Month. This is something we can certainly get into. Perhaps it's a good opportunity to brush up on your technique, perhaps find some new ones. The time for talk is over, we need action, time to love ourselves, alone or in a group. If for some reason you find it meaningless, then the Masturbate-a-thon may give you the reason you need to reach down deep and love yourself...for charity! If you are the shy type, then you could just read some good stories, but ultimately you need to know that masturbation is natural and healthy, not some evil plot to destroy the world.