Monday, January 30, 2006

A New Item for the Wishlist

Here's a product that you won't see every day. This looks about like the ultimate bedroom toy for couples. The Bodybouncer is an interesting device that is sure to put a little extra spring into your lovemaking. Check out the Groove Gallery for ideas on using it. There doesn't seem to be an option to add it to my wishlist though.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Interesing comics

I found some interesting comics on the web today, This particular comic is pretty much me. There are some other pretty good comics on there as well. Some are a bit odd, well, okay, all of them are a lot odd. That's probably the reason I can relate to them.

Sexual conduct in the news

A couple of interesting items made their way to the front page of my Yahoo news today.

The 82nd Airborne is one of the most celebrated units in the military. Its 15,000 troops are trained to deploy anywhere in the world within 18 hours. Allegedly, some of them have appeared in some Gay Porn recently. There is an investigation underway to try to determine if these men truly were trying to be all that they can be. I think that means that now there are several dozen Department of Defense officials browsing gay quest of the truth of course.

Bobcat Goldthwait made a movie called "Stay" that played at Sundance Film Festival. It seems to be a story about a high school teacher engaged to be married who decides to tell her fiance' about a lover she had in her younger days, a real dog. No, not an ugly dude, a dog....WOOF! I guess the crowds really lapped it up.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Children's DVD's

My mother brought some DVD's for my kids tonight. You've seen the type, $1 for some DVD that has a title that looks like it might be close to some famous sounding cartoon. One of them was Ali Baba and the quest to screw the dead camel, or something like that. I don't remember the exact title, I'm sure it didn't have screw, quest, dead or camel in the title for sure. Anyway, her husband pointed out to her that the Ali Baba DVD would have Arabs in it, and therefore I may not let my kids watch those damn Muslims. I told her not to worry, I was teaching my children to hate Muslims, Jews and christians equally.

EDIT: I accidentally capitalized the word "christian". It is now fixed.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

WTWO Sucks

Two really shitty stations Have decided to censor what their viewers can watch. My local NBC affiliate is one of them. I guess they are afraid to admit that christian clergy are just as fucked up as their followers. Pussies.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Did Jesus exist? Court to decide - Did Jesus exist? Court to decide - Jan 4, 2006

I don't know if an Italian court is the proper place to reveal the truth the Jesus is a myth. The judge has dismissed the case several times, apparently not wanting to have to be the guy that tells the truth. I'd like to see how this turns out.