Democratic Underground

Here's a pretty nice website for those among us capable of rational thought.

Democratic Underground

Enormous Omelet Sandwich with more calories and fat than a Whopper...KICKASS!!!!

I haven't eaten at any Burger King since October 2004. That is when a local franchise fucked my wife over for the final time. I'll tell that story if just one person requests it on my blog. Anyway, check out this sandwich!




Holy shit that looks awesome! I have always said that BK had the most pathetic breakfast in the business. Perhaps they were listening, this may be their very first step towards having a real option for breakfast. This sandwich has sausage, eggs, bacon and cheese!

Here's a quote from that article: "Americans do not need an Enormous Omelet Sandwich," said Penny Kris-Etherton, a professor of nutrition at Penn State, who noted the sandwich's contents were high in fat and salt and the meal lacked fruit and fiber. "That's too many calories."

Hey Penny, who in the hell are you to tell me what I, as an American, need? Are you the self appointed fat police? I got news for you. That sandwich is not going to make Americans more fat. Take me for example. I am already a fat bastard, I doubt this sandwich is going to make any difference at all, therefore, I think I am going to eat one soon. (But I'll probably ask my wife if it's okay)

Enormous Omelet Sandwich

Sleepbot

If I need to listen to some music to help me get to sleep, I have a few favorites. Sometimes a change is nice. Perhaps you just can't take your CD collection to the office. Here's a shoutcast stream to help you sleep.

Sleepbot Environmental Broadcast

Battleground God

This is a neat little 'game' about rational thought and belief. Have a look and see how well you do. I took one bullet and no direct hits...second to highest score.

Battleground God

My Fantasy With a Blonde

I'm not going to say any more, just watch the video.

My Blonde Fantasy

Gift Ideas

If you need some gift ideas for a special someone, here's a few choices that I know I would like.

Mugs and shirts and notebooks etc.

BrainButtons

Sleeping Late

I am tired of being called lazy, having heads shaken at me, eyes rolled and the tsk I hear on the phone at 8:30AM when people say "Oh, did I wake you up?" Of course you woke me up! It's 8:30 in the fucking morning! I sleep late, my wife sleeps late, my kids sleep late. Who does it hurt? I refuse to live my life by someone else's standards. Well, I do get up early to go to my job, but fairly often I go in to work and go to bed, HAH!

Sleep First, Work Later

Republicans Piss Me Off

This video sums things up. It sorta reminds me of the fear based religion (christianity) that I used to be exposed to as a child.

Keeping America Scared

Online Magnetic Poetry

If I see Magnetic Poetry magnets anywhere, I have to stop and play with them. Now you can play with them online, it's almost as fun. I like to find them on an unsuspecting person's fridge and give them some interesting messages :)

Online Magnetic Poetry

Watch Hundreds of 80s Commercials

As a child nearly all of these commercials made their way into my home. For those of you also old enough to remember them, have a look, they'll bring back some memories. For those of you that aren't old enough, have a look at some and you'll begin to understand why I'm so screwed up.

X-Entertainment's Download Center - Watch Hundreds of 80s Commercials, FREE!

Some people have way too much time

I guess that would be me most days it seems, after all, I went here: ZOMBO

Who wants to help me get an iPod?

Not just any iPod, a Photo iPod. You have probably seen the referral programs on the web. Get a free ** when you complete one offer, and get 10 other people to do the same thing. Well, I've done some nosing around, it seems that some of these are quite legitimate. Lots of people get frustrated with them because they nver seem to get anywhere. Well, I thought I'd try it, I figure I'd just beg for a bit of help from anyone, I may print up some little cards, hell, I may add the link to my ham radio QSL cards. It isn't costing me anything to try it, but it is a little bit of a pain in the ass. So, if you want to help me get one, oh and start on your path to getting one as well, click this link below and it'll be one step closer for me...sorta...you still have to complete an offer to get me a useful referral.

Help Calis get a free Photo iPod

The Flying Squirrel

Some people don't believe that flying squirrels really exist. Well, I have found proof for all of you doubters.

The Flying Squirrel

Okay, go ahead with the hate-mails (I'll blog them so use spell check).

Why I Don't Buy the Resurrection Story

Author's words, not mine. This author's arguments contain only a small portion of my reasons. Yes, this speaks of Jesus. Here's a warning: Christians are likely to be offended by this logic! This actually is likely to be a recurring theme on this blog, so surf with that in mind.

Here's the Website

Roommate Nightmare Story

I just Stumbled Upon this site. If any of you think you've had a bad roommate, read this and you'll feel fortunate.

The greatest story ever told

Personally, I've been opposed to roommates for some time. I had a roommate once, a friend of mine. We get along now, and never did have any real issues while we were roommates, but it was stressfull for both of us. Maybe I should rethink my first statement, do spouses count as roommates?

Another Nextel Dumbass

Wrong number.

188*106*40479

Email large files quickly, securely, and easily!

I don't know how many of you ever have this problem, but I have it all the time. Too many mailboxes have a small file size limit. Even the enormous G-mail has a 10M file size limit. Send that file using YouSendIt, the recipient gets an e-mail, then they can retrieve the file.

YouSendIt

Mysterious People - strange powers, occult personalities, poltergeist girls, feral children, eccentrics

Here's a link for those interested in the supernatural and various other strange things. There are several stories here that I hadn't heard of before. Interesting.

Mysterious People

People Who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.

PWEETA

My Nextel Phone

Do any of you have Nextel service? I've had it for almost 2 years now, upgraded to a nice shiny i730 telephone, and like it pretty well. BUT! There is something that happens to me that doesn't seem to happen to anyone else I know. About once a week some random jackass will direct connect me with a wrong number. I just don't understand why anyone would misdial a direct connect number. Everyone I know has their DC numbers in memory associated with the telephone number for that person, as it would seem a bit cumbersome to have to remember that number as well. WTF is up with this? Just tonight I had some guy DC me and say "Who is this?", a major pet peeve of mine anyway. If you dialed my number, you had better know who I am. My standard reply is "Who do you want?" His reply to me was, I don't know, I just punched in some numbers and hit alert." If you have Nextel, his DC number is 188*450524*1 have fun. I vow to post as many of these as I get.

This world certainly has no shortage of stupid people. This is a topic that you are going to see me rant about very often, I really hate stupid people. It gives me pleasure in hearing about folks removing themselves from the gene pool because they were too damn stupid to live anyway.

I've gotta see this!

I'm looking for a few good pics and/or AVI files. If you or someone you know can do this, please send me pics or video, I'll post it here if you'd like.

Autocunnilingus

43 Things

Got goals? Need some goals? Want to share with others? Drop them in here and see how many other people have similar goals. It can be serious or fun, I had a little fun with mine. Here's the link to mine: Calis on 43 Things

Here Comes The Bride

I have a friend about ready to get married. I should send this to her, or perhaps to her future husband?



Disturbing Auctions

Blogging from work today

My job allows me to sit around and goof off completely, even nap sometimes. Today, I will probably spend much of my time on StumbleUpon. I'll try to toss some links this way, just be warned, many of them are likely to be adult oriented. Enjoy!

First Post

So I'm coming to the blogger scene sorta late. I just figured that nobody would want to hear what I had to say. I'm sure I am right.

I've been playing with a lot of new things lately. Stumble Upon is really neat. When you have noplace left to surf, hit the Stumble button on your browser and you are instantly taken to some website that you may have never thought to find. You may like it, you may not, but the community built around Stumble Upon is pretty interesting, give it a try.