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Top 10 Uses For Used Coffee Grounds

Here's the list, read the article for details:

10. Deodorizer
9. Plant food
8. Insect repellent
7. Dye
6. Furniture scratch cover-up
5. Cleaning product
4. Kitty repellent
3. Flea dip
2. Dust inhibitor
1. Cellulite reducer

WWIII Coming Soon?

It's not really any news at all that we are headed for war....well, again...or still. The Unknown News has an interesting article that is spelling things out. It's easy to not a sign or two just about every day if you read the news, but when you put them all together, it looks fairly ominous. I'd like to think that this couldn't really happen, but then again, I never thought that a President of the United States would so openly and without remorse violate what he has sworn to defend, The Constitution.
BONUS: I Found an interesting list of Bush Scandals.

America: Freedom to Fascism

Aaron Russo's video America: Freedom to Fascism has an interesting view at what is going on in our government(s). I think this is of interest to more than just citizens of the U.S., it will effect every government that has dealings with the U.S. as well as their citizens. Russo asks for the viewers to participate in civil disobedience to force changes to be made. I think it is probably too little, too late. It will require more action than that to get out the illegal activities that have been so deeply ingrained into our government. Check out the 2 hour movie on Google Video.

Conservapedia

"We have certain principles that we adhere to, and we are up-front about them, Beyond that we welcome the facts."

In other words, To hell with the truth if it conflicts with their opinions.
A conservative's answer to Wikipedia is terribly skewed to the right just because this guy got a bug up his ass. Among the things he has a problem with: "How about Wikipedia's entry on golfer Zach Johnson, winner of the 2007 Masters? Not a single word about how Johnson gave credit for his win to Jesus Christ." If he felt that strongly about this detail, he should log into Wikipedia, add the quote, site his reference and "fix" the problem.

That's what's beautiful about Wikipedia, it is not a left or a right thing. By it's design, it is as unbiased of a system as you can have. No it's not perfect, but if everyone who edits an article would site their references, then it would be as close as we could get. There is of course room for idiots out there to inject malicious junk into an article they didn't like.

There was no real need to re-invent the wheel here. This is just another douche bag standing up and getting attention so that the world can see that he loves Jesus. WWJD? Most likely slap some sense into him.

Is there no end to the reasoning?

Came upon a good page for those of you who like to fuck with zealots. Questions Your Pastor Will Hate outlines some questions that a young mind had, and how they are still on his mind many many years later. It doesn't take long for a person capable of reason to realize that the bible is worthless as a credible document.

Let's all point and laugh

Normally I don't like to make fun of the less fortunate. However I completely waive that when it comes to stupid people. Stupid people are my biggest pet peeve. Here is a one brilliant person who asks "Will anal sex make my butt bigger?" She then goes on to answer her own question by pointing out to people that it is working, her butt is indeed getting bigger. This was her goal.

I have a t-shirt similar to the one pictured here, and you can buy that one here. I have no affiliation with those folks, but I do like some of their shirts.

Human Cheese

I have never been one to shy away from a breast. Even a lactating one. I even pondered on the possibility of making various dairy type products from breast milk. Breast Milk Cheese seemed like an interesting idea. Well, it won't work. Apparently it's not fatty enough or rich enough in protein. But this article does offer some other ideas in the comment section. Not sure about the author's cream soup though.

Semen Proven to Increase Life Expectancy

"If you are a woman and wish to increase your life expectancy and overall health plus reduce any signs of ageing you must utilize the magical properties of semen."

This is great news for women everywhere! You now have a virtually endless resource to slow down wrinkles, weight gain and depression. The best part? It's completely free! Sure, it may take a little bit of effort on your part to extract this wondrous youth elixir, but isn't it worth a little bit of effort? I'd be willing to bet that any one of you, if you try just a little bit, can get some of this magic potion today. If you meet a little bit of resistance from your intended provider, I'll give you a tip....BEER.

Now I'm thinking about moving to Denmark

Do you have trouble getting up early in the morning? Here's an idea for accommodating those of us who work on a little bit of a different clock than the "normal" person. From businesses to a school, they are starting to catch on and realize that just because something has always been done this way, doesn't mean it's the only way to do it. After all, why get up with the roosters if you don't have roosters?

Getting Jerked off

His testicle that is. This nasty bitch got a little bit pissed off apparently.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

I am hopeful..

Next up in "What a Buncha Nutbars" department. I have to admit that I only skimmed it briefly, but it seems that some girl had a dream in which the holy spirit spoke to her and said: "Neither you nor the Church of America has any power to awaken this nation or Bill Clinton because it sleeps in the same bed!" Let me tell you what I found with a short Google on Church of America, It doesn't seem to exist. Guess the holy spirit got confused, he's a dumbshit like that. Well, as long as they are wanting us to pray, I'll be praying that this whole thing ends like the Jim Jones deal.

Fair is Fair

I am not sure how this one slipped by me so easily, but it seems that something good has come about from the fundies fucking around with things. They forced the issue to allow religious advertisements to be placed into "backpack mail", you know, the stupid shit the send home with your kids that you normally throw out after a quick glance? Anyway, since religions can insert their info in there, the Pagans jumped in on it. It seems that there is nothing they can do about it, after all, it's a religion, and they now have the right to use the backpack mail system.

Oh, you can buy that T-shirt in the pic....I think I will.