Court says flag pledge violates Constitution

It had to happen. I'm just curious why it has taken 51 years for people to understand that the words "under god" was a constitutional violation of seperation of church and state. Hopefully we can usher in a new day where our school children no longer have to refer to a God in the pledge of allegiance. Take that Dubya!

Now the next step is going to be to get that god shit off of our money.

Enema Toilet Seat.

Thanks to my cousin who sends me links to strange and unusual shit frequently, I have found the cure for all of our rectal troubles. The Lotus Smart Toilet Seat is going to ease all of our suffering. When it's time to take a dump, seek out the Lotus, it'll shoot a jet of stream into your ass breaking shit up so your movement is easier. I just wonder if we can load the nozzle with ice cream for the days after eating hot wings.

Shakespeare's Sonnets in Morse Code

How do I love thee? .-.. . - / -- . / -.-. --- ..- -. - / - .... . / .-- .- -.-- ... .-.-.-

NPR : Podcast Directory

NPR has 135 podcasts online for your cultural diversification. This may finally be the reason for me to put podcasts on my player. I wonder how mowing will be to NPR....

PocketMod: The Free Disposable Personal Organizer

Who needs a PDA when you can do a little origami? Enter the PocketMod. Now you can fold up a piece of paper, snip it a little and slip it in your pocket. This handy little device is customizable with calendars, lists, graphs, tables and games. Of course this version of the pocket organizer doesn't do IM or web surfing, but when it gets old you can throw it away without feeling guilty.

Sex Toy PC Case Mod

I like to look at case modes on occassion. I find it interesting to see what people have done. I recently built a box for my wife that is really pretty with blue LEDs and clear side panel etc. Today I got a link in e-mail of a case mode that you can really love. Now if only we could make it interactive, sorta like a real FU-FME, IM would be taken to a whole new level.

Police Looting in New Orleans

Yes, the title is correct. Police are looting a Wal-Mart in New Orleans. Glad to see that our law enforcement officers are upholding a fine tradition of being criminals.

I could soapbox on this, and often do, but not today.