Monday, July 30, 2007

The Way it Should be Labelled

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Japanese Products

Everybody needs some Jussipussi, or how about some breast pudding? The Japanese have some strange products, here's a small sampling of the offerings. I've ran across hundreds over the years, sorta makes me want to see Japan for myself.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Stories of a Video Store Porn Clerk

We've all had shitty jobs at one time or another. Ali Davis is no exception. She chronicled her experiences as a clerk in a video rental store that handled porn videos. It's a little bit old, but new to me, perhaps new to you as well. It's interesting, give it a try.

Monday, July 23, 2007

New Use for Hair tonic

You see the stuff all the time advertised, 'Male Enhancement Products'. This guy found a product that was advertised to make it thicker and longer. Sounds great right? Well, the *IT* in this case is hair. He was injecting hair tonic into his penis in hopes of making it thicker and longer. I have a hard time thinking that I could inject myself with any medication, and I certainly couldn't inject medication into my own penis. But no matter what situation presented itself, there is nothing in the world that would cause me to do this. This dude apparently saw the error of his ways, realized he was a loser, and killed himself....good call.

Terrible Sex Crime

People of Oregon better lock up their daughters or these kids may come and sexually abuse them. These 13 year old boys committed the horrid offense of smacking some girls on the ass. Why does contact with the fully clothed butt have to be considered sexual? This is something this group of kids does, like a handshake...the girls (victims) do it too. If this sort of conduct was unwelcome by the 'victims' and they let it be known, then I would say to go ahead and have a talk to these boys....but don't put them in custody for 10 years and make them register as a sex offender, that info stays with you forever. This is just another example of what stupid people can do when given a little bit of power.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Silent Lambs

To continue pointing my finger at ignorant Christians, I want to point you towards where you can read all about Jehovah's Witnesses molesting kids. This sort of thing doesn't even shock me anymore. Fucking children seems to be the Christian thing to do.

When You Closely Examine Christianity

This article by William Lobdell of the L.A. Times shows you what happens when Christians honestly examine their faith. I can empathize with him. I once had faith, I once believed that there was a mystical man called Jesus that could set everything right. Then I began to study the bible, and not just accept what was spoon fed to me. It started with a simple question, I'll share it if asked. It's answer could not be found in the pages of the bible, so as a good Christian, I knew that I could reason it out for myself. The answer that I came up with, was that the whole thing was made up. Then I found more and more things like that. Before long I was left to conclude that the whole bible was one complete fabrication, with a few small pieces of true historical events to try to lend it credit.

A Nice Chart

2008 Presidential Election Candidates on the Issues

This is a pretty good chart that shows where all of the candidates stand on most of the issues. It held a few surprises for me. It's nice to see them all get nailed down like that. Hopefully we'll get to have an election and a transfer of power. I'm not optimistic.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Proof that the Mormons are Nutballs Also

Apparently, in the 1970s, some Christian group was trying to point out how fucked up the Mormons really are, so they made this movie. The only problem with it, is that their religion is no less fucked up. If anything, the Mormons sounds a bit more fun, screwing throughout eternity. After all, there are billions of galaxies to populate.

Google to Bid on 700MHz Spectrum

The Official Google Blog explains the situation, so I won't go too in depth on it. I think Google having control of this spectrum would be fantastic. Think Google Phone or Google Wifi on a larger scale, and then toss in a little dark fiber to tie this stuff together where needed. I envision a seamless network throughout the country where you can get Google services using something like the EV-DO cards. This sort of thing will ultimately bring down prices of broadband almost everywhere. With the option to use any device you want to jump on their system, it would be unbeatable.

Your Child Can be a Star!

Amazing ABC Adventure is a site that lets you upload your child's face and place it into a cartoon. It's cute, and as you can see from what I have done here, you don't have to use your child's face. I've put several folks from around the office into their own show. Enjoy!

A Roadmap to the Future

I am a big fan of Reddit, I practically live there (lurking mostly) when I'm online. I've been telling a few people for a few years now what I think the current executive branch of the government is up to. They have mostly laughed it off, thinking that it's a bit far fetched, that a total dictatorship couldn't possibly happen here.

In the last few weeks I've noticed many headlines that are supporting my theory, there have been a handful that are suggesting that very thing. Here is a list that was put together by someone on Reddit that is pretty much a road map for what I've been saying will happen. The preparations have already been made.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Pr0n is a Common Thread for us all

Nigerians are using their new computers as was hoped. They have discovered the true reason for the internet, Porn. At least the ones that aren't trying to get me to help them smuggle their dead uncles's first cousin's estate into the US. We should all embrace people worldwide have in common, perhaps peace may spring forth.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

New World Order

What is the New World Order ?

"We will have a world government whether you like it or not. The only question is whether that government will be achieved by conquest or consent." (Banker, Paul Warburg February 17, 1950, as he testified before the US Senate).

I'm not going to say a lot about this, but I will encourage you to use the power of Google to research it for yourself. A good starting point us usually Wikipedia.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Attention all Non-Catholics!

You are all nothing but wanna-be-Christians. The pope has declared that Jesus formed 'only one church' here on Earth. Therefore any other church, isn't really a church, so it would stand to reason, if you aren't a Catholic, then you aren't a real Christian. I'd still like to see how they can claim that Jesus established anything at all, since nobody who ever met him wrote anything about him.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Adventures in Recycling

We've been recycling aluminum cans for some time now. I generally get to use the money to take to the Dayton Hamvention. I haven't made it there for the last few years, so the cans have piled up out in my shed. This year I'm going to a somewhat local hamfest, tomorrow. So today we decided to take the cans in, there are at 65 cents a pound. I laid down the back seat in the min-van, spread out a tarp and started loading up the garbage bags full of crushed cans. While loading them, I noticed some black snake skins in the shed. Not a big deal, the shed sits right next to the woods, and black snakes are harmless. The cans filled the entire back end of the van up. When I got to the recycling center and pulled the bags all out of the van, I was greeted by a 4 foot black my van...the van with the wife and kids in it. The next few minutes are probably left to the imagination. Nobody, including the snake, was harmed.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Proof that there are too many laws

White Cloud, MI police put man in jail because he doesn't have grass growing in his yard. This guy is spending weekends in jail because he isn't good at growing grass. He has been working on it Dick and Jane style by tossing in squares that have been donated. The police chief seems to be unclear if that is that will qualify since he didn't buy it from a normal sod farm. Even if it does, his backyard has to be done in two more weeks or he gets to go back to jail.

To me this isn't about grass, or making your yard look nice. It's about laws that are frivolous. We have too many of them. I still think we need to abolish all laws and start over with the simple question: Is anyone being hurt by the actions taking place? Simple enough. Not talking about someone who is offended because a lady allowed her ankles to be seen, or someone who doesn't like your lawn ornaments. Just physical or direct financial harm.

Monday, July 02, 2007

"God" is punishing us...again.

Some truly fucked up people in the UK claim that their recent Floods are judgment on society for being immoral. This is just like old "Dick in a Box" Swaggert saying that the 911 attacks are caused by atheists, gays and pagans. Can we get the UN to pass a resolution that labels ALL extremists as terrorists and send them to some remote part of Africa where they can't bother anyone?