School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

I'll have my burrito with a side of S.W.A.T. please.

Seems like a school in Clovis, NM was locked down because a kid carried in his homework. The Suspicious package was found when the creator owned up. It was a bigass burrito.

"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

Yeah, no shit. The next time it might be a huge chimichanga, or maybe a chalupa!

Yahoo! News - Doctors remove 50 maggots from man's ears

Hmm, my ears are frequently itchy. Maybe I have someMaggots living in my ears!

Well, maybe not, but it'd sure explain the itch.

Master Yoda's Blog

If you like Star Wars A LOT , be sure to read Master Yoda's Blog. It is interesting.

Fanfic You!

Fanfic You Is an interesting commentary, or perhaps tutorial on writing Fan Fiction. If you write fan fiction, or have ever considered it, you must read this page.

People Killing Animals

PETA Sucks, here's a webpage dedicated to pointing that out.

Anti PeTA - People Killing Animals

What the future holds

The government is getting close to this with the new national ID. It won't be long.

AdCritic Interactive

Oral Sex According to the Word of "God"

Attention all you Christians: Oral Sex is important to your faith, especially you virgins! So read
The Good News About Oral Sex.
But please, to spare your soul by committing an unthinkable sin, learn about this: The Necessity of Swallowing - The Sin of Spilling Seed.

Also for those curious there is a link to a wholesome Christian view on anal sex.

Another Nextel DC number

I got another wrong number DC.

188*100*58

Masturbation Stories from Hundreds of Real People

Wanna read about men and/or women flogging the dolphin? Here's the place.

My Masturbation: Masturbation Stories from Hundreds of Real People

Orgams Girll

No, it's not a new super hero, but it's something to do if you are bored. Play the game!

Orgams Girl

PostSecret

PostSecret is a site where people send a postcard anonymously with some sort of confession. I like confession sites, they make me feel a little bit better about my own personal indescrepancies. Here's a few of my favorites from the site.

Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina

Not a big surprise to me. It does seem the obvious place to hide something small.....and from some of the pr0n I've seen, we should be watching for some women stealing TVs this way.


She should have turned the ringer to vibrate

Bash Quote

Bash has some interesting quotes from IRC networks.

Quote #4281

Daily Nudes Blog

I've found an excellent blog. Naked women are one of life's greatest things.

Daily Nudes Blog

Sex Project

I think sex is a great topic. I enjoy having conversations about sex, it's healthy. Sex is one of the mos enjoyable things we can do in this planet, and it's also (or should be) free! If you need a little boost to your sex life, sexual knowledge, curiosity or what have you, check out this website.

Sex Project

First Convicted Spammer Gets 9 Years

For those of you tired of e-mails about cheap meds and erectile dysfunction, here is good news. This dickhead got 9 years for spamming. His prison accomadations aren't ready for him just yet though. They sent the jackass home while the constitutionality of the law is challenged. The way our judicial system works, he'll die of old age before he gets a large horny cell-mate. Pity.

Yahoo! News - First Convicted Spammer Gets 9 Years

No Pants Day 2005 is May 6th

I wonder if we could implement this at work.

International No Pants Day

Hitachi Hard Drive Disco

Hitachi is claiming to be on the verge of a HDD breakthrough. They are so excited about it that they want to sing and dance. This Flash video is...well, have a look.

Get Perpendicular

Is Tom DeLay Guilty? Who Cares!

Diving into politics for a bit, this guy needs to go. Here's an interesting piece of satire about Tom DeLay on Unconfirmed Sources

If you don't know anything about Tom DeLay Google is your friend

The Brick Testament - Instructions for women

I found a page where some nut has used Legos to tell bible stories. They have laid out the pictures and stories accurately and seemingly all contextually sound. Have a look at this page based on the rules for women as based on Ephesians, read through them, and you will most likely realize how utterly stupid the instructions are.

This one struck a nerve with me:



Ep 5:24 : "And as the Church is subject to Christ, so should wives be to their husbands, in everything."

Have a look at this picture. The little Lego woman is my mother (holding a tea pitcher), the Lego dude on the recliner is her husband, the TV has either some sort of ball game or scantily clad women.

That's all I got to say about that...

Instructions for Women